CHUNK

I should've mentioned, I typed all that while drunk as fuck. This is the drunk thread and you have to be drunk to post on it.

Dr. Quate, isn't drunkenness unhealthy? What do Pfizer and J&J have to say about this? What prescription drugs can I regularly take to mitigate the affects of a drunken, unhealthy lifestyle? I am not willing to change my destructive consumption patterns and only willing to add a medication to my da...

I’m drunk as fuck!! Post while drunk only!

I’m in Grand Central station and I hella need to piss!!! 6 beers on empty stomach

Dear Dr. Quate, I write seeking some advice and is not directly a physical malady but I do hope you can help. I work for a tech company, it started out lean and mean full of people who do work. As of late the company has grown and now I am surrounded douche bags with MBA's who have an ass load of a...

Bless the world, I've been looking for a place to get help since my local doctor got run out of town. It's my jaw that's been acting up. The damn thing locks up at the worst of times, and once it does I can't open my mouth more than quarter inch. Entire meals are ruined. The worst inlaws getting la...

Hello all, I am Dr. Quate, MD, and I have some great news. The US has officially approved my license to practice online medicine on this very message board! Yes, you heard that right! This thread is like a clinic, and I am like the doctor at the clinic! Please comment below with any and all medical ...

HELLO I AM QUATE AND I AM WORKING ON A ZINE FOR CHUNK! HOWEVER I WORK VERY SLOWLY BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB AND SUCK AT DRAWING AND LACK CREATIVITY ONCE A YEAR, ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF THIS WEB FORUM JUNE 24th, I WILL POST ONE WIP PAGE IT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE THE BEST PAGE! IT'S RANDOM AMONG THE FINISHED PAGE...

I like the part where [spoiler]the couple flings the condom into the water![/spoiler] I've never thought to do that but DEFINITELY will next time I have a [spoiler]condom[/spoiler] while in [spoiler]nature[/spoiler] and while [spoiler]observing dinosaurs!!!!!!![/spoiler]!!!!! I just realized this fo...