Welcome to the website, the first designated TRU WEBB ZONE in the world.
CAUTION: BROWSING THE TRU WEBB MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY TO PERMANENT MANIA. COLORFUL LIQUID WITH SOFT GLOBS MAY EJECT FROM UNCOVERED HOLES. UNCONFIRMED REPORTS STATE THE TRU WEBB MAY TRIGGER LATENT INSTANT DEATH SYNDROME.
ACCIDENTS ONLY OCCUR WHEN YOU DON’T PREPARE FOR THEM. BE SAFE AND DO NOT BROWSE WITHOUT A BUDDY.
The beautiful man who put all this together is doing an AMA that goes in to all the great and amazing things that will be added to the site in the coming months.
Keep checking back in. Don’t be scared, everything is fine. This is normal and it’s fine.